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Well, we're shooting for "Toukai-n-Oya" right now...
Yes, we heard about it.
So, who are you guys?
- We were called here today. - Yes, we were.
You're old-fashioned, old-fashioned.
- This person and that person... - That person...
You don't have many characters.
Who's bad at this?
- Foreigners... - You're going with that?
- You're making me nervous, Anderson.
- Normal characters don't destroy themselves. - I know, I know.
- Could you introduce yourselves? - Yes, please.
I'm a mental entertainer, Omanperon, Denny.
Nice to meet you!
Yes, I'm Omanperon, Denny.
- And you're white tea? - Um...
I'm from white tea.
- You're not white tea-specialist. - I'm not black tea-specialist.
- I'm white tea-specialist. - I'm Shiromitsu.
- Shiromitsu-san. - Shiromitsu-san.
I see. And you're the one with glasses on the far right.
- Me? - Yes.
- I'm from Kyonink University. - Ah, Kyon.
- Yes, I'm from Kyon. - That's amazing.
- Yes, I'm Yano. Nice to meet you. - Yano-san!
- It's hard to remember! - I'm very conscious of myself.
- Yano-san! - Yano-san!
- I've met you before. - And...
- Are you a carnivore? - I'm not a carnivore!
- You're a carnivore. - Muscle!
- Oh, you have natural muscles? - You're a carnivore.
- So you're real! - I use my muscles...
- to do various fortune-telling. - I see.
I'm a muscle-life-defender, Borgoc...
- Shibata. - Shibata is fine.
That makes it easier to remember.
Today, we've had people from various professions come here.
- But we all work with different people, right? - Yes.
- I think it's important to know about the other person first. - Yes, it's important.
But what I often do there is...
Who subscribes to your YouTube channel?
And from there, I can analyze what kind of person that person is.
- I see. - That kind of date is interesting.
- I think you can tell by their talents. - Ah, thank you.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you all of a sudden! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
So, today, we've had four people come here...
- Yes. - and they asked me one question...
and I thought about how I could analyze that person.
- I see. - So, today, I'm going to...
- From the earth, randomly... - From the earth? - Yes, from the earth. - Wow!
- Completely randomly, regardless of age, gender, nationality... - Wow! - One person. Nobody knows. - I see.
- But in advance, I asked you four "what kind of questions do you usually ask?" - I see. - So, I'm answering your questions now.
- Well, for now... Shall we start? - Yes, let's start. - By the way, I haven't really said anything, but...
- Do you know the gender difference? - Yes, we know it. - Yes, we know it. - We mostly know it.
- Well, we know the gender difference, so I think we'll get it in one go. - Yes, yes.
- Wait a minute. - Yes? - I asked you a question, right? I sent you a question, right? - Yes.
- Did you write it down? - Yes. - Oh... Huh? - Huh? - Oh... I see.
- Huh? I thought you were going to give me an answer here, so I let my guard down. - No, I didn't.
- What's up with you, Mr. Teron? - Huh? - Wait a minute. - I didn't mean to do that. - I sent you a question. - I sent you a question. - I sent you a question. - I sent you a question.
- So, first of all, gender... Shall the other three of you give me an answer in one go? - Yes. - Yes. - One, two...
- Men. - Women. - What? Huh? Huh? - Huh? - Fight... - No, men. - Oh, men. - Men. - Oh, men. - Men... - Huh? - Sorry, who said "women" just now? - "Women." - Who said "women" just now? - Huh? - Isn't "men" female? - Just my imagination.
- Men, women, so I heard men, and I heard "women." - Oh, your imagination. - I heard "women," actually. - Oh, well. - So, we'll just know the gender difference anyway.
- You would like us to sit down first, right? - Yes. - Yes. - Please sit down. - Oh... I see. - Oh... Oh... Yes, yes, yes, yes, you are male. - We are male.
So, you're a woman, right?
Yes, I'm a woman.
You said you were a man, didn't you?
Didn't I say I was a woman?
You said you were a man...
But you only look like a woman.
What?
It's not good for society to judge women by their appearance.
Thank you for your cooperation today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm sorry.
I'm wearing it in front of me and I can't see my face again.
It's dark in here.
It's dark.
It's not a joke.
Four of you will do it in order, and at the end, Kojima will announce whether you have been able to diagnose yourself correctly.
Who will go first?
I don't know.
Kojima will go first.
I usually use it in my psychological state.
I want you to draw a picture.
Oh, I see.
I want you to draw a picture like this.
I'll show you.
Oh, cute.
This is a woman.
This is a tree with only trees.
And flowers blooming around it.
Let me tell you one thing.
I'm not good at drawing.
First of all, what does a tree represent?
It's you.
I see.
It depends on how big you draw it and how confident you are in yourself.
In that sense, this person is a very ordinary size.
Well, what should I say?
Ordinary.
It's a shape that is common for Japanese people in terms of their confidence.
And it's a tree's number.
It doesn't say how many of them there are.
A tree's number is the number of people you respect or love.
It's a number of people you respect or love.
And it's the same for flowers.
It's the number of people you are closest to in nature.
This person drew six of them.
Well, it's not an equal number.
Well, it's surrounded by friends of their own.
If I say this, it's really ordinary.
There are many ordinary elements.
I see.
And the most important point of this test is this mushroom.
To be honest, there are other parts of trees, flowers, and camouflage.
Umambero-san, what do you remember when you say "mushroom"?
What do you represent?
Umambero-san, you're right.
What? Really?
Mushrooms are symbols of sex.
If you are a man, you have a big one.
I have a big one, too.
(Laughter)
You're talking about a big one.
You can see how sexually active this person is.
So, look at this.
There are seven of them.
Each one of them is not heavy.
There is no big one.
I just want a lot of them.
I see.
And I want them next to me.
In conclusion, this person is a man.
So, this person has a lot of playboys.
Oh, I'm embarrassed.
That's amazing.
I didn't know that.
But it's good, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
I can't see this person's face at all.
Look at me.
I'm glad you have proof of it.
(Laughter)
Umambero-san, please continue.
I asked you to tell me about your first date plan with your 27-year-old girlfriend you've been dating for a week.
A date plan I'm interested in.
Love is very important to humans.
Just asking about love will make you know all human characteristics.
The answer is to meet up for lunch, go out for dinner, go to karaoke, go for a drive, go to a convenience store, buy food and drinks, and go to your partner's house.
I'll start from the beginning.
It says you meet up for lunch and go out for dinner.
Lunch is a very relaxed time in love.
Being relaxed in love means being satisfied with everyday life and other things.
It's a type of love that doesn't depend on love.
But it's not like you're going out for lunch or going somewhere.
You're eating together.
This is also great for your partner.
If you're together, you can train.
It's a type of love where you can enjoy a lot of things.
But you're going to karaoke and driving.
I think you're going to karaoke because you want a microphone.
This person is a very strong personality.
It's like a mushroom and a microphone.
It says you drive.
At first you meet up for lunch and go out for dinner.
You're driving a car.
But from now on, you'll be driving.
The car is the main thing.
As a result, you'll be driving for a long time.
But you'll be driving for a long time.
There are people who have a strong will to be able to do various things.
I see.
At a convenience store, you eat and drink and go to your partner's house.
Even if you go on a first date for a week, you drink and go to your partner's house.
It's hard for you to say, "What?"
I agree with you.
You don't need alcohol.
If you choose alcohol, you can't send it.
It's a plan that makes you stop all of a sudden.
Convenience stores don't compare ideals in a good way.
As far as I can see, you don't have a boyfriend.
I see.
If you don't have a boyfriend, you can't afford love.
I see.
It's "desukebe".
I see.
It's getting embarrassing, isn't it?
It's too late for that.
I'm starting to regret it.
It's too late for that.
I'm starting to regret it.
This time, it's not about white tea.
It's not about white tea at all.
I posted eight songs.
I asked you to make a set list of them.
I asked you to make a set list for the live show.
I did an accurate diagnosis with SETORI.
This time, CHICA.
GRENGE by MISA and RISA.
Yoru ni Kakeru by YOASOBI.
MARRYHALL by PIELO and TOSHIMISHI.
Koi Impossible by KENSUKE.
LOVE SO SWEET by ARASHI.
DEJA VINO RECITAL by RIZO.
PRETENDER by HIGEDAN.
I told you to make a setlist, and when I came back, I was told to make a new song.
Oh, I see.
I'll explain it later, but please take a look.
This is the setlist.
What do you mean? Really?
Oh, that's amazing.
Looking at this setlist, you're a serious person who puts together your own order and then works on it.
Even if you don't like it, there are things you can't say, but you'll keep doing it.
I chose four songs, but I'm sure you thought it was a song you didn't know.
I'm sure you thought it was a song you didn't know.
Even though you think it's a song you don't know, you understand it because it's a ballad song, and you know the next love song.
If you bring a song you know first and then a song you don't know, you'll be excited and you'll be able to get back in the air.
I see.
That's how you do it.
But if you're in a good mood, you might get too excited.
There are 8.45 million views on YouTube for seven songs.
At first glance, there's a song that everyone knows.
There are many numbers.
There are no numbers you can easily get out of 8.45 million views.
It's just a number of YouTube fans.
That's right.
No one in general knows.
If you don't know what song it is, you'll have a lot of questions.
It's normal here.
Even if you're in a good mood, you need to be careful not to get too excited.
And Chika is a passionate and romanticist.
The first song "gurengi" is very passionate and passionate.
When you look at something else, you're focused and it's not that easy to open it.
And it's not like you're a pretender and you're alone, but you're a big band and you're a lot of people and you're happy for a moment.
It's your favorite song.
And finally, it's "majime do". It's expressed in five stars.
"majime do" is five stars.
What's "majime do"?
"omoyari do" is four stars.
"romance do" is four stars.
And "meira do" is one of them.
"meira do" is the last song that Emion came up with.
I see.
It's more intense than "watashi wo mitekan".
I see.
It's not like "ah, it's not meira do".
And finally, "basacoro idatsuki do".
What is it?
"basacoro" is a word that's hard to see.
You're not the one who's looking at it.
I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure you'll want it.
I don't think you usually use "basacoro" that much.
"basacoro" is a real thing.
That's what we've found out.
I see.
That's all.
I'm sure you've found it out.
Right?
I'm wrong, too.
Oh, you're wrong.
No, I'm just different in style.
Style?
Well, only this person knows the correct answer.
Right?
I don't know what's wrong or what you're thinking.
I don't know.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of your eyes.
He's too serious.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Are you talking about yourself?
I'm sorry.
You look like him.
Whitey, whitey.
Women are whitey, too.
Oh, you're right.
You look like him.
Are you a woman?
I'm sorry.
I don't know the answer yet.
I'm sure you don't look like him.
I don't know the answer yet.
Let's move on to the last person.
Me.
Power fortune-telling.
Muscle fortune-telling.
Isn't "power fortune-telling" like "taikyoku"?
Isn't it like "ureo-taikyu" or "espar-taikyu"?
I'll give this person their favorite katakana.
Five katakana words you came up with at once.
Five.
The result is...
"na", "ne", "ta", "ki", "n"
It's unexpected.
"na" is unexpected.
"na" came up at first.
I like "na" very much.
I see.
"na" is very feminine.
And there is "onee-chan" in "na".
Oh, I see.
There is "onee-chan" in "na".
There is "na" in "na".
I like "na".
I like "na" very much.
I'll throw it away as soon as I get home.
Next is "ne".
"ne" comes in various kanji.
In traditional Japanese, the meaning is quite high and boring.
"ta" coming in various kanji.
In traditional Japanese, the meaning is quite high and boring.
How little do we like?
takai no kana
We often make up our own words and make them bomb.
tensai ha da na
I like it, but I want to buy it, but I don't buy it.
Why don't you buy it?
Because it's a hassle to take care of it.
It's a little annoying, but it's a happy thing, isn't it?
Yes, I want to do it only at my friend's house.
Yes, I'm completely satisfied.
Also, I like Western music.
Why is that?
Isn't there a lot of Western music?
What's the title of the song?
te-te-te-te-
Suddenly, I became kind of nervous.
So far, it's okay.
And... "ki-"
That's a pretty beautiful word.
Proceed.
"ki-" is a pretty beautiful word.
But it's also quite surgical.
They say "na-" and "ta-" are there.
Na-ta- means "young man".
So you like the word "na-ta-".
Yes, so I usually have "na-ta-".
- I see. - Isn't that scary?
- And "un" - "Un"?
When you choose "un" in the end, you're like "what should I do in the end?"
"Un" is fine, but if you like the ending, "un" is fine no matter what you do in the middle.
- I see. - I see.
If you anagram and write it side by side, "ki" "ta" "na"
"Ki" "ta" "na" "kun" "ka" "na" "ya" "na"
Or "ne"
- "Ki" "ta" "na" "kun" "ta" "ne" - Yeah.
"Mutsuri" "tsukebe"
- He was born from a woman. - Huh? Huh?
- If you look at the side by side. - Yeah.
- He was born from a woman. - Yeah.
- Okay, in summary... - Yeah.
Basically, he's serious, but he's a cool genius.
- Oh... - Oh...
The four of you diagnosed me.
- I'm going to announce the diagnosis of the best person. - Okay!
- Are you ready? - Yes.
Okay, it's decided.
Please announce the diagnosis of your best person.
Yeah!
Berserker's power!
What did you think of him?
I thought he might not like other people.
You said he was passionate.
Which part of him was right for you?
He was serious and passionate.
He might be right for you.
I knew it.
What's wrong with you?
You have everything.
I knew you would think like that.
Please announce the second one.
It's Sibarius.
Katakana.
Katakana!
What about you?
I have it, too.
What's in it?
I have it, too.
Great!
You have it, too!
Is it medical?
I don't have it.
You don't have it.
What else do you like?
I like oil.
Do you like pets?
I have a pet.
You have a pet.
The second one is Sibarius.
You are great, Sibarius.
It's a unique part of you.
Please announce the third one.
I have a pet.
You have a pet!
By the way, do you like pets?
No, we don't.
I see.
You don't like pets.
Did you have anything in common?
I forgot about it.
Other than "he's a little perverted," I have nothing in common with him.
She doesn't have anything in common with him.
Do you have friends, work, or a boyfriend?
I don't have a family.
I'm single.
Oh, I see!
How old are you?
I'm 23 years old.
You are an old woman!
I see.
You are old.
What do you remember about each other?
I don't remember anything about him.
I'm happy when I don't have anything in common with him.
Have you ever asked him something?
If you don't look at me like this...
I don't look like you at all.
You don't look like me at all.
Oh, I see.
By the way, you might have something in common with him.
He is helping me.
Thank you for watching this video!
Why don't you hold it in?
Five more seconds!
Bye bye!